Being a Male Sucks

I generally don't like having a beard. It sometimes itches and I am lazy to maintain and trim it. This leads me to shave it once a week (and thankfully, I don't really have to shave more than that due to the Pacific Islander genes I have). Recently, I grew a beard out of laziness and having not the urge or need to try to please the opposite sex. I shaved it tonight though. I just don't like beards. Beards are a result of being male.

However, when I once complained with my mother about how being a guy sucks because of shaving, she layeth-ed the smacketh down on me by mentioning that many women do shave too AND they also have periods. I can't really compete with that.

Anyway, I think I look best when clean shaven. Next stop to looking better: lose weight. It turns out, I once was a pretty good looking guy in the 8th grade. I'd like to surpass my 8th grade self.